A fan would have been much too large to fit through the girl's mouth, so ARuFa inserted a vinyl chloride pipe right inside to simulate her blowing steam from the nabe dish.

Now all he needed was a device to create her breath. But where to find such a device? Luckily for our master craftsman, he was able to borrow his friend's leaf blower.

Finally the Girlfriend-Cool-Down-Soup-Machine was complete!

However, the brilliant madman noticed one flaw. There was nothing to cool down the air flowing through the pipe! So he placed a chunk of dry ice directly under the girl’s mouth and sprinkled fake snow on the table to give it a "cooling" appearance.

And with just a push of a button…

…she started to blow!

“Hey, wait a sec...”

“Wait...”

"Stooooooooop!"

After being defeated by his creation, ARuFa looked up the speed of the leaf blower in the manual and was stunned to find that the wind speed was 79 meters per second (259 ft/s). For those who are not meteorologists, a gust of wind at that speed is strong enough to topple a house!

It seems that the mission was a success, since the noodles were cooled to room temperature. But at the cost of losing your precious nabeyaki udon and nearly destroying your house, we’re not sure we’d want to make one for ourselves.

That all said, had he not been wearing his wind- and water-resistant Uniqlo seamless down jacket, he suspects he might have suffered a much worse fate!

*New products to appear in fall and winter 2016.