How to Get Your Lazy 'Senpai' Off the Couch
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I know one.
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His name is Harajuku. He's my senpai (senior) at work.
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Take a look at this nearly 40-year-old man who's doing nothing but lazing on the sofa, reading manga while having some snacks. That's a multi-hit combo right there.
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When I see someone with no willpower like this, I get worried. So I decided to invite him to go on a trip together.
As for the destination, I figured maybe India.
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You've got the crush of 1.2 billion people, the elegant Ganges River, the spicy scent of curry—it's a country full of excitement.
If I could get Harajuku-san to visit India, he'd surely get his energy back!
With that in mind, it was time to issue the invitation.
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"...Harajuku-san, would you like to go on a trip overseas with me?"
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"Instead of just lazing about all day, don't you think it would be better for you to go out and experience something new?"
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"So, Harajuku-san... Around the end of next month, how about we take a trip to India!"
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"NO WAY!!"
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"LIKE THERE'S ANY CHANCE..."
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"...I'D GO TO INDIA..."
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"...YOU MORON!!"
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"He ran away!!"
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"Wait, you ass!!"
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"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!"
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"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!"
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"Ha-ra-ju-ku-san!!"
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"Harajuku-san!! Seriously!!"
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"Why are you running away!?"
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"Gasp... Gasp..."
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"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!"
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"Wait up!!"
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"Dammit!!"
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"I'm not catching up at all!!"
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"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!"
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"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!"
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"Harajuku-san!!"
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"Ha-ra-ju-ku-san!!"
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"Gasp... Gasp..."
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"Pant... Pant..."
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"Gasp... Pant..."
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"Pant... pant... pant... pant... pant... pant..."
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"Pant... pant... pant... pant... gasp...!"
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*Click*
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*Rumble-rumble-rumble-rumble...*
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"Hurgh..."
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*Leap*
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"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!"
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"Hey!!"
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"Harajuku-san! Let's go to India together!!"
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"NO WAY!!"
The end.
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